Someone took big kid’s new scooter from the bike store at school yesterday. I was hoping it was some kind of mistake or even a prank and it would be returned today. But nope.

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"The Solar System"

My four year old

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Mild-mannered administrator by day.

Dad and personal butler, cook, dishwasher, driver and bedtime storyteller to two boys by night.

Decaffeinated left winger, sugar-free centre half.

0.5% cheese by lung volume (up to 11).

That was then. This is /now

”The Universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”

Kilgore Trout

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