A false smile can be hazardous to your health, leading to depression and other ailments, according to psychologists at Frankfurt University.
While some may consider Paul Merson's later football career to be a joke, perhaps this is where he gets his sense of humour from?
Not only does he look like Norman Lovett (aka Holly in Red Dwarf), they sound alike, too!
Am I missing the blindingly obvious? Or is Pete Burns trying to look like Dolly Parton Kenny Everett Cupid Stunt?



I'm not the first person to notice the likeness between Pete and Dolly, but hasn't anyone else?







