Another Url, Another Planet

From tonight's London Lite:

Al Murray is Luiz Felipe Scolari's new Assistant Coach.

Now, how many Italian-speaking personnel are there at Chelsea? Cudicini? Mourinho? Shevchenko? Really, Ray's skills would be better employed at West Ham, surely - Zola, Nani and Di Canio, anyone?

On a more serious note, I can't believe that our team will really look like this on Sunday:

I tend to go with the BBC's view that Ronaldo will play up front with Berbatov if they are both fit, with Brown playing in place of Vidic and Gary Neville coming in at right back.

Not sure where that leaves Rooney and Tevez, though. I hope that Lord Ferg will play Anderson with Hargreaves, Park and Fletcher in midfield, but he likes to surprise us!

My prediction - 5:3 to United, just like the Good Ol' Days :)