My neighbour: “It’s the hottest day of the year, a beautiful Friday evening after work, and the start of the Bank Holiday weekend and the school half-term. Everyone is ready to unwind and cool down a little.”
Also my neighbour: “TIME TO LIGHT A BONFIRE!”
”The Universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”
Kilgore Trout
About
Mild-mannered administrator by day.
Dad and personal butler, cook, dishwasher and driver to two boys and one elderly parent by night.
Decaffeinated left winger, sugar-free centre half.
0.5% cheese by lung volume (up to 11).
That was then. This is
/now
My four year old